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Friday, March 30, 2007

I think I might be taking liberties with this wedding lark...

As I'm off work at the moment, the only exercise I get seems to be wandering into town everyday and browsing round shops to kill a few hours and to stop myself going back to bed. In the past few days, using the excuse of the wedding, I have been able to allow myself to buy two pairs of sunglasses, copious amounts of underwear, several bags, £57 worth of cleanser and moisturiser, various items of clothing for the proposed hen night, and anything that I look at and think "Well, I MIGHT need it...."

I'd highly recommend it.

x

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Criminal Minds Greatest Hits

I love this man...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The insolence of office...

Are you sensing a theme in my titles?

I have to share this with someone, even though judging by my comments, only two people have ever read this blog.

I have recently been signed off work for an extended period of time, as you will know if you've read any previous entries. I returned to work on Monday which, as you can imagine, was GREAT fun (!). My Doctor had offered to sign me off for more time (like a 'long term' sickness thing) but I said I'd prefer to come back and maybe try and cut my hours.

Upon my return to work, I asked my head of department if it would be possible to cut my hours. He said there would be no problem as the NHS is always happy to save money! He also said I would have to discuss it with the people it would effect in my office. I returned to my desk and at the opportune time, had a quiet conversation with the two other secretaries in the room. I told them my problem and discussed it with them in rather more depth than I felt comfortable doing. They were all sympathetic head tilts, and nodding earnestly. I ended the conversation by saying that I was hoping to cut my hours and would they be okay with that. There were no complaints.

Then, I approached the two men I actually work as PA for. They were hugely supportive, and told me "not to beat myself up" and that they were happy for me to change my hours to help my increasing insomnia, and my recovery.

So, I returned to my head of department and said that I'd spoken to all the relevant people, that it was okay, and that I was making the change of hours active immediately.

Today I got into work at 11am, as agreed to this email:

Hi
I've come in this morning to a major upset in the area where you work over your change of hours. It seems the consensus is that it can't happen. Sorry. I thought it had been widely discussed and agreed amongst consultants and secretaries in your area but it seems not. Evil Witch 1* and Evil Witch 2* backed by Consultant that Evil Witch 1 is sleeping with* don't feel they can cover the two hours before 11am each morning.
I'll try and catch up with you later but you need to revert back to your 7.5 hours per day straight away please
Thanks


(* - names may've been changed)

Ah, the irony is that I was looking for a new job, but when I was told I could cut my hours I thought I might try and stay here and see what happened. Ha. And the extra irony? They won't replace me because of money shortages. So the Evil Witches will have to cover 7.5 hours a day instead of 2. This gives me great pleasure.

xx

The respect that makes calamity of so long life..

I got the bus this morning, and it was quite full. A little old lady schooched up and said in the tiniest voice "Would you like to sit here?" I thanked her and sat down. She said something to me, but I couldn't understand. I asked her "Pardon?" She repeated it again but I still couldn't understand, so I smiled politely and felt sad. As I sat there feeling I should talk to her, but not entirely knowing what to say, she was rummaging around in her bag. I thought she had lost something, but she pulled out two caramel eclairs and pressed them into my hand, smiling. I nearly cried. I thanked her profusely, and again sat there wondering what to say to her.

In the end, we didn't speak any more words to each other until I got off the bus at work, and she whispered "Bye". I told her to have a nice day, and to take care, and she smiled.

That was it. I was just thinking how that was one of those experiences that warms your heart but makes you so sad at the same time. And I just wanted to say that although I didn't speak to her, she made my day.

xx

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Says it all.


Thursday, March 15, 2007

Anyone for...

Pig Pong?*


*Real 80's game... Google it.

xx

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Goodnight my children

Goodnight.



(Yes, I made this one too. I'm almost getting the hang of it now.......!)

Monday, March 12, 2007

Today I am proud

I made my very first animation today. I like to learn something new everyday. Apparently, today was how to make animated GIFs.


Now, not only is that an achievement in itself, but look at the response I got on B3ta! I am very happy. Well, as happy as I get.

x

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Lions and tigers and bears

Oh my.


I really wish I had something entertaining to write. I guess if you don't leave the house, you don't experience Joe Public and all his idiosyncracies that entertain and inspire you. Lee is full of bizarre little idiosyncracies but I told myself this blog wouldn't feature the people I know too much, for fear of retribution.

Oh well, off to watch more Family Guy I suppose.............