I don't like Mondays.

Ohhhhh, it’s Monday. Day of sleep deprivation, suffering and general nastiness. I went to the pub last night. I didn’t drink but I did eat the free nachos… I think Tuesday may have to be an emergency holiday to have a nice lie down and ponder wedding invitations. Oh yes, I’m getting married. I neglected to mention that, didn’t I? Well, I’m sure it’ll be okay. It’s not like its less than four months away and I’ve not done anything.